I don't like the twilight series in general. I don't HATE the books like I do the movies but I'm not a fan either.
but I'm not here to talk about the books I'm here to talk about the movies. I'm here to talk about my burning hatred for the movies, the ugliness, emoness and the stupidness of the characters. The whole thing makes me want to vomit. I can't even look at a poster without gagging.
From the moment I first saw the preview for the movies I could see they really would suck.
Lets start with Edward. There is no part of him in the movies that even remotely resembles love. He comes off as a creepy stalker, and If it were real life I'm pretty sure that bella would have put a restraining order on him. In the books he at least came off as remotely loving her, I feel like they sucked all the life out of it, the love, it just seems creepy. I just don't see anything, or hear anything in the movie's portrayal of Edward that proves me loves her at all its like its just a bunch of words without meaning, actions without meaning and such.
Edward is ugly, and creepy, and there is nothing about him in the movies that resembles "dazzling" at all.
Okay now time for Bella. Bella is EMO everything about her is depressing and gloomy and she looks like a wreck. Bella is UGLY freaking ugly, there is really nothing to justify how ugly she looks in the movies, even outside of the movies she is still ugly. Bella is mental, I don't see how she could fall for stalker Edward. Everything about her relationship just screams unnatural. Her obsession for Edward is far past anything healthy, she needs a counselor, she needs help, its just not natural. if there is anyone in this whole world that obsesses over a boy the way she does I'm sorry but you need a counselor too.
Jessica is a stupid airhead in the movies, that is the way she comes off. Everything about her is so snobbish, even her voice. the way she talks is retarded. Her little group of friends seems stupid too, they just don't seem right.
The whole cullen family is un attractive, and ordinary. They all look like they have been put in the freezer for a couple of hours. I really see nothing special about them, they aren't that great.
The way the movie portrays the story is just not very well done, its sloppy and they cut a lot of good stuff out. the storyline is pathetic, the whole story itself is pathetic in many ways. I'm sorry if you disagree with me on this, but this is just my opinion. I don't particularly care if you like the movies the point is that I HATE the movies, and the 2nd one looks even stupider than the first one.
I've been wanting to let this out for a long time now. I can't stand all this hype over these crappy movies. It is very annoying, its way past annoying.
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Wednesday, November 4, 2009
the Twilight Movies Make me Want to Vomit
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